Tonight we managed to slip in a cheap event that doesn't include alcohol. Yeah, we were proud of us, too. There's a little something for everyone tonight and the weather is warming up. So get out and have fun before the rains come pouring down later in the week. We're not weatherpersons, but we think it's a silly word. "Weatherpersons." 4TH ANNUAL SAKE FEST Today we continue our tradition of bringing you expensive events......

If there is one thing I've learned from the recent writers' strike, it is this: Writers don't matter. So, in tribute to this brave, cavalier thinking on the part of the suits and moneymen in the Hollywood playground, I am going to do them one better. As of this writing, cinematographers, set designers, and editors don't matter either. That's why this, my incredibly long guide for winning your local Oscar pool, will focus only......