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• Posted Sparky and Snarky to Phillyist
  Dear Sparky and Snarky, My girlfriend is hot—really, really hot. So what's the problem? Well, a while back I was pretty stressed out and basically lost interest in sex for a while. I think she took it personally at first, and then she took matters into her own hands, literally. Now that my libido is back in full force, she's not all that interested. In fact, I think she'd rather get herself off than...
• Posted Sparky and Snarky to Phillyist
  Dear Sparky and Snarky, Here's the deal: I've got this friend that I used to have a little crush on... you know, back when I met her and I didn't know she had a boyfriend yet, etc., etc. That was years ago. Since then we've become pretty good friends and I like things that way. Recently she's single again, and I'm sure (courtesy of mutual friends) she knew I had a crush on her...
• Posted Sparky and Snarky to Phillyist
  Dear Sparky and Snarky, I'm kind of in a bind. A while back I had this random night of intoxi-sex with a hot guy that I didn't know and didn't expect to see again. Well, I did see him again, and we ended up messing around some more. The trick is he turned out to be a new professor and I saw him for the first time since the one-night stand at the head...
• Posted Sparky and Snarky to Phillyist
  Dear Sparky and Snarky, I was dating this guy for a while towards the end of last year—nothing serious and definitely not exclusive. At the time, I was pretty explicit about not wanting a relationship. Things sort of fizzled out over the holidays and we fell out of touch. Now, however, I've had a change of heart. I've been thinking about him a lot and thinking maybe I do want a relationship—with him. How...
• Posted Snarky's Film Festival Diary for Saturday, March 28 to Phillyist
  Film: 9 to 5: Days in Porn Future Screenings: Tuesday, March 31 at 12:15 p.m., Ritz East; Sunday, April 5, 9:30 p.m., The Bridge Cinema DeLux When I was sitting in the theater waiting for this film to start, I did what I usually do in crowded public places: eavesdrop on other people's conversations. The woman behind me said to her date, "Well, it's not like we're seeing porn. It's just a documentary about...