Hmmm... I didn't even realize they made much noise. Maybe they spit on intruders. And the goats can headbutt them....

Eh. Google is a verb now. That to me cements its place as the permanent default search engine. I can't say "oh, let me cuil that." Also, I am a creature of habit, so I doubt I'll switch....

Well, Joe, consider this the second coming....

I love your posts. I feel that as a South Philly dweller I should have a mystery to add. But it's too hot to think, so all I could come up with is: my neighbor was selling women's underwear of unkno...

Oh no! It was a very explicit sexual fantasy posted (as far as I could tell, anyway) by a guy. A guy who thinks ladybits should smell like aromatherapy candles and pina coladas. ...

What?...

I know! I made all this word art and then read the directions about how to make some of the words bigger and whatnot. Back to the drawing board! PS - My next post might be late because I'm busy makin...

I'm surprised someone didn't just steal the other four letters off that billboard for their dorm room wall....

Oh, he practices in front of the mirror. I'm not even kidding. And then he challenges his brother to a cute-off. It's very competitive around here....

Also, how does one become "memorized" by someone's eyes, especially to the point of wrecking one's car? My, I'm critical today!...

Jill, I was thinking the same thing. Also, why he feels the need to note that she is "5'4 l25 very attractive" when posting in the Strictly Platonic section is beyond me....

Eh, spending power is just about the only kind that seems to count lately. I get what you're saying though, and it is annoying. I probably shouldn't admit this in a public forum, but nestled deep in...

Hey, wow... is that a double dose of sexism? Say it ain't so!...

You can borrow two! How about in July, when I'm on vacation for a week? You can borrow them at my house or yours. I won't even charge the usual dog-borrowing fee....

In honor of all the red wine we're not allowed to have shipped to us?...

When I have a hard time finding a good photo to go with a post, I'm always tempted to use one of my dogs. I mean, I only have 92873 of them (photos, not dogs... just two dogs)....

The bacon tux was an April Fools Day joke, but seriously--if they made a bacon dress I would wear it to a black-tie event. Of course, I'd probably get attacked by a pack of dogs en route, but that's t...

Not only is this fox too effing adorable for words, but it goes so well with my bizarre wrinkly cat in the previous post. Big ear alert! Did you plan this, Jill?...

Speaking of dogs and cats, I think we should bring back the PAWS posts, maybe as a weekly feature? I mean, unless Jill is taking all the dogs......

I was just saying last week how the Phanatic should mate with that weird Atlanta Olympics mascot from '96. I take it back though--clearly he's getting plenty of action....