Daily Distractions: Friday Fries

Harvey Keitel drawing

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Covered in bacon, chili, and cheez, these links will put you in the coma you need to procrastinate your way into the weekend.

The producer of The Office wants to cast Harvey Keitel as Steve Carrell's replacement. We're not making this up.

Have you fed your pet website today?

How'd Glenn Beck's rally speech score on the Truth-o-Meter? Take a wild guess. [Via]

Win free Star Wars comics by coming up with a badass comic book character/Star Wars character fight. Contest runs til 5:00 p.m. today. [Via]

The premiere of "Wretches and Kings," a new track from Linkin Park's forthcoming album, A Thousand Suns. [Via]

Demi Moore is forty-seven. No, really. No matter what those camera phone bikini pictures would lead you to believe.

It is totally acceptable to kill a spider by blowing it the fuck up. But you might want to not be in the room when it blows. [Via]

More calorific—but tasty—links after the jump.

Carstaches. Because you need yet another way to piss money away. [Via]

Awesome time-wasting quiz: Harry Potter Character or Hideous Skin Disease?

The trailer for AMC's forthcoming The Walking Dead.

Drinks. Cold. Are ya ready? Here we go. [Via]

J.J. Abrams is heading to jail ... errr, Alcatraz ... for his next TV show.

Jesse James will probably cheat on Kat Von D with a clean-cut cheerleader type.

In retrospect, neither Intellivision nor Atari baseball is very much like the real thing.

This guy's chest is super.

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