- You know, the Looney Toons had it wrong: hitting someone with a shovel isn't funny—it's lethal.
- Click here; prepare to squee. New baby orangutan at the Philadelphia Zoo needs a name—and your help.
- The rain might not be too bad here in Philly, but our neighbors down the shore are having a pretty rough time of it.
- The Bacon Brothers have scheduled a fundraiser for the Mummers at the Electric Factory on December 5. Aside from supporting Philly's annual New Year's Day parade, the concert will give the opportunity for thousands of Philadelphia to come within less than six degrees of Kevin Bacon.
- Love him or hate him, you can't deny that Norman Rockwell's work had a pretty big impact. Celebrating that—in 3D no less!—is the King of Prussia Mall, which yesterday opened "Rockwell's America: Celebrating the Art of Norman Rockwell," an exhibition scheduled to run through March 14.
- The Flyers won; the Sixers are worried; the Eagles are embroiled in a soap opera; and the world's most perfect man won a silver slugger.
- Today's AccuWeather forecast, as relayed by Jim Kosek: windy and wet, high of 52°. Low tonight of 48°, with the rain lessening.



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