Whiz of the Web: Thirsty Thursday

• Fancy Fast Food makes fast food look fancy! (Via Sarah)
• Okay, this story seriously freaks us out. "A single mega-colony of ants has colonised much of the world, scientists have discovered." Aaah! (Via)
• Vampires in space! (Via)
• Pretty clever poster for Buffy Season 8. (Via)
• Wired takes BBQ to the next level for Independence Day.
• Michael Jackson is now the first artist ever to sell over 1 million downloads in a single week.
• Another celebrity death: Karl Malden has died at the age of 97.
• Seth Rogen is developing a comedy called Mother's Curse which may or may not get made, and may or may not end up starring Barbra Striesand.
• 6 Microsoft freebies Download Squad loves to use.
• If you've seen this creepy video of a disgusting creature in the North Carolina sewers, Underwire has the explanation.
• Some amazing photos from Hong Kong. (Via)
• Ping-pong playing geisha!
• Michael Pachter facts.
• Beware: trademarks for both Fitness Hero and Workout Hero have been registered with the United States Patent and Trademark Office. Although, not by Activision.
• Rumor has it the UFC is planning to blacklist any fighter that chooses to be a part of EA's upcoming game, MMA.
• A hacker brings PlayStation 1 to the Palm Pre.
• A Ph.D. candidate at Australian National University demonstrates head- and face-tracking in video games using a traditional webcam.
• Three major Japanese video game developers talk about the motion technology on display at this year's E3.
• Blizzard just filed a trademark for "Cataclysm." Is it the name of the company's upcoming MMO?
• Going to Comic-Con? Sci Fi Wire has 11 hot, must-see things.
• More on the upcoming series Warehouse 13.
• A collection of news briefs includes the info that the release date of The Green Hornet has been pushed back two weeks from June 25, 2010 to July 9, 2010. Also, Green Lantern: First Flight will have its world premiere at San Diego Comic-Con.
• Researchers at the Israel Institute of Technology in Haifa have developed a miniature robot that can crawl through your lungs, find a tumor, and zap it with drugs.
• Samuel L. Jackson says his character will not kick any asses in Iron Man 2. Awww. Bummer.
• io9 interviews Grant Morrison, and covers the important sci-fi-related events going down this month.
• A closer look at Syfy's Alien Nation, and an intriguing question: could it be the next Battlestar Galactica?
• More on augmented reality software.
• More fun with recut trailers: Ernie Hudson is... Ghost Buster! (Via)
• Important info. (Via)

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