Whiz of the Web: Wednesday Whiz-Up

• Captain America in 60 seconds (via), and a list of must-read Captain America comics.
• Another fun collection of MST3K clips. (Via)
• Fellow screenwriter and friend of Diablo Cody Liz Meriwether just got her pitch Honey Pot picked up by Paramount. Meriwether says it's what happens "when a bunch of hot, funny women get their Bourne on." Nice. (Via)
• Sean Penn has dropped out of two films—The Three Stooges and Cartel—and is planning to take a leave from his Hollywood career in general in order to focus on his family. Luckily, his performance in Terrence Malick's The Tree of Life is already in the can. (Via)
• The number one Marvel comic book cover of all time is soon to be revealed.
• The creation of the LEGO birthday cake in celebration of Legoland's 10th anniversary.
• More details on Eliza Dushku's upcoming project, Valediction.
• Bing is moving the porn to its own domain: explicit.bing.net.
• Options for anonymous torrenting.
• Doctor Who casting spoiler!
• F*ck Yeah, T-Shirts. Rest assured, it is NSFW. (Via)
• Look out! House Attack!
• "Tattoos" made with suntan and vinyl stickers.
• The Games Critics Awards Best of E3 nominees.
• Joystiq wonders if a new trademark might mean a Wii Balance Board-controlled Monkey Ball game is on the way.
• Microsoft says the rumors are not true: Project Natal will run on the existing Xbox 360, and a new Xbox won't be necessary. But now there's a new rumor: the new Xbox, when it does come, will be in 3D.
• A review of the new Ghostbusters video game. Sadly, it is not a positive review.
• Cleaning cat rides a Roomba. (Via)
• Chessboxing, wherein contestants alternate between playing chess and boxing. (Via)
• Lengthy video previews of Virtuality and Vampire Diaries.
• Sci-fi and fantasy movies in the pipeline from Unique Features.
• Universal and Imagine are in talks with Neil Burger to write and direct a remake of Bride of Frankenstein.
• Producer Frank Marshall talks about some of his upcoming projects.
• Dan Meth's latest pop cultural chart is a futuristic movie timeline. (Via)
• It's a wall made entirely of plugs!
• The Super Nintendo that's really a PC.
• We haven't been watching Leverage, but we think we're definitely going to have to tune in to the episode starring Wil Wheaton.

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