Whiz of the Web: Friday Fried Onions

• Google has combined chat, email, and wikis into one unified, real-time interface and called it Wave. Sounds exciting!
• Awesome Mars Attacks trading cards. (Via)
• A fun reimagining of the main cast of Macbeth as Disney-style animal characters. (Via)
• Some famous comic creators' dream teams for the Avengers. (Via)
• 101 Western painters you should know. (Via)
• Please enjoy the trailer for Oh! My Zombie Mermaid, which features zombies, mermaids, and wrestling. (Via)
• How to use Twitter and not be a douchebag. Oops! Looks like this Phillyist has engaged in a little bit of doucebaggery (see item #2). But not too much. (Via)
• Apparently there are multiple cats with "wings" in China. (Via)
• RSS icon pillow. (Via)
• A poster for the imaginary (but awesome!) film Robocop vs. Terminator vs. Zombies. (Via)
• Cookie Monster is upset by internet terminology. (Via)
• A first look at an exciting new comic series from Dark Horse: Buffy the Vampire Slayer: Tales of the Vampires. (Via)
• The torture debate as a Batman comic. Pretty brilliant. (Via)
• A Berkeley student made his own multitouch musical instrument with lasers and a webcam.
• Game|Life reviews Boom Blox Bash Party. The verdict? Thumbs up!
• Sounds like Anchorman 2 could really be on the way.
• Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz could be starring together in an action comedy called Wichita.
• Steve Zahn and Milla Jovovich will play newlyweds being hunted down in David Twohy's A Perfect Getaway.
• Seann William Scott and Adam Brody have joined the cast of Kevin Smith's A Couple of Dicks.
• Concept art from James Cameron's Avatar.
• LG helps you decipher that weird coded language the kids use with their texting these days. Damn kids. (Via)
• Guess famous memes from their background scenery. (Via)
• Some more details on Green Lantern: First Flight.
• Up opens today! Here's some concept art, a LEGO version of main character Carl Fredricksen, and a review of the film.
• Super Punch reveals how a small Scottish pizza company won the right to use the phrase "family feast," despite KFC's claim that it had trademarked the phrase. Also, there was a recent case called United States v. Vampire Nation. Also via Super Punch: a cool Super Mario World desktop wallpaper, Moby Wolf, and Dracula as a pop-up book.
• Sweet Sauron mask.
• First footage of DJ Hero, and more details on the songs. Also, while we're talking video game footage, here's some of Prototype, and some of Gladiator A.D.
• Doom should be available for iPhone next month.
• 10 memorable E3 moments, and the official E3 2009 T-shirt revealed.
• Dhani Harrison, son of George Harrison, claims that "The Beatles: Rock Band is going to blow people's minds" and that it will also "set a new standard for video games."
• Sci Fi Wire offers a report from the set of Book of Eli.
• DreamWorks Animation will release eight feature films through 2012, including five original films and three sequels in the Shrek, Madagascar, and Kung Fu Panda series.
• Chevy Chase has joined the cast of Hot Tub Time Machine.
• Details on the various folks who will guest star on Sci Fi Channel's upcoming series Warehouse 13.
• Star Trek is currently the top grossing film of 2009.
• Arnold says the new Terminator is "pretty good," but T2 is still his favorite.
• Glow-in-the-dark monkeys! For science!

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