Whiz of the Web: Friday Fried Onions

• Interesting new uses of Twitter in service of music, and inciting revolution.
• We've got a trailer and a new release date for Green Lantern: First Flight. Our favorite part: when he hits the dude with the glowing green folding chair.
• Pretty clever: Die Hard and 8 Mile redone as French New Wave films.
• Wall-E case mod.
• One of our favorite recent comic book series, Umbrella Academy, has been optioned, which is very exciting! Unfortunately, the guy who did Race to Witch Mountain has been hired to write the screenplay. Blargh.
• The worst homemade Star Wars costumes.
• Al Pacino will play Napoleon in an adaptation of children's book.
• Now you can get your Windows 98 themes in Windows 7! It's a blast from the past.
• A roll of film that's actually a camera.
• The first gameplay footage from BioShock 2 is scary as hell.
• The news swept across Twitter and the rest of the internet yesterday that the 13th episode of Dollhouse would not air. Here's the lowdown on why and how this happened. The good news is, it sounds like we will get to see the episode eventually—on DVD. (Via Dan)
• Underwire reveals the results to its SXSW "Band or Fan" photo contest.
• Underwire takes a look at the gadgets from the Bond movie with the best (according to readers).
• Ugly, life-sized wax figures of Kirk and Spock are going on sale soon! Not sure why you'd want them, but there you go.
• A pimped out version of the Recognizer from Tron.
• Nick Fury was right.
• *facepalm* If you're going to have a Wolverine flavor of something, it should taste like stale Canadian beer, and should not include "ccino" anywhere in its name. (Via)
• Takashi Shimizu, director of The Grudge, is working with AQ Interactive to create a new horror game for the Wii called Feel.
• Apparently compared to the Wolverine game, "Every other game is like ... some pansy."
• Faran Tahir is breaking ground in Star Trek, and looking forward to the possibility of a bigger role in later Iron Man films.
• If you didn't catch Moon when it screened at the Philadelphia Film Festival, check out this trailer and consider seeing it when it gets a national release on June 12.
• Eminem's latest video features the usual collection of pop culture parodies.
• Sci Fi Wire lists 10 things you need to know before you see Dragonball Evolution. Oddly, none of them is "it will almost certainly suck."
• It is not acceptable to show your love of tofu on your license plate! Not when it can be misconstrued as something filthy, anyway.
• Get your own 3D desktop!

Image Credit: Flickr user coolkitten12