Whiz of the Web: Thirsty Thursday

• Another "20 graphic novels you should read after Watchmen" list. (Via)
• The results of Paul Cornell's "name current comic creators the way Stan Lee would" game. (Via)
• It's Iron Man vs. Bruce Lee! Sort of. (Via)
• Twitter plans to offer commercial accounts which would allow corporations and other types of businesses to pay a fee to receive an enhanced version of Twitter.
• More GDC news: a live-blog and a video sum-up of Nintendo's keynote; more on the Zeebo console; a look at some of Nintendo's unreleased portable consoles; and lots of Nintendo news on the DSi, DSiWare, the Virtual Console Arcade, a new Zelda game on the DS, and updates to the Wii System Menu and Shop Channel.
• Sounds like government websites might get all 2.0 pretty soon.
• Another e-book reader is on the way: Samsung's Papyrus.
• A video about how Wallace & Gromit entered the world of video games.
• The first phase of the Pentagon's plan to regrow soldiers' limbs is complete.
• An iPhone 3.0 wish list.
• Blockbuster plans to let TiVo subscribers download movies to their TVs from its online movie library.
• Red Dawn... at a nudist colony... with Rob Schneider.
• Beware Windows XP and Office 2003 users! Free Microsoft support for those products ends on April 14th.
• Hulu signed a deal to distribute some British TV shows, but only to US viewers.
• Purple Monkey Dishwasher! That is all.
• Some supposed screenshots of Windows Mobile 7.
• Shiny Shiny lists its top ten videos.
• Guitar Hero World Tour is coming to PC and Mac.
• The new Bionic Commando will ship for Xbox 360 and PS3 on May 19th.
• If Lion-O had a podracer, and it was made out of LEGO, it would look like this.
• Beware the squirrel who has gone to the Dark Side.
• Battlestar Galactica icons. (Via)
• Some cute plush characters.
• Apparently Maryland's women's college basketball team has the motto "Eat Kids," as an homage to Mike Tyson.
• The PC remains the most lucrative video game platform.
• Resident Evil 6 could take 8 years to make!
• Yet more on Star Trek from the film's co-writers (sometimes we wish Sci Fi Wire would just put up an entire interview in one post, instead of parceling it out like this).
• Good news! You can get your hands on a discount doomsday device.
• Eight things you can learn about life from Street Fighter IV.
• Can of bacon, anyone?
• A scientific retelling of Little Red Riding Hood.
• Video game controller soaps.
• A man who had the good (or bad, depending on how you look at it) luck to survive both the Nagasaki and Hiroshima bombings.
• Modoctor Manhattan.

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