The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.
- We don't know if you heard, but when the space shuttle Discovery launched the other day, an injured bat had attached itself to the side of the rocket. It's safe to assume the bat did not survive the launch. But it did touch a nerve in popular culture, and lives on on the internet! The bat has two different Twitter accounts, numerous YouTube tribute videos, a foundation, and its own website. (Via)
- So what name got the most votes in NASA's online contest to name a new room at the international space station? Colbert! It's all thanks to Stephen Colbert urging his viewers to write him in. This doesn't necessarily mean the room really will be named after him, however; NASA reserves the right to choose an "appropriate" name. (Via Ed)
- Listen to a new Death Cab for Cutie song, for free! (Via)
- This NSFW ShamWow parody commercial advertises a useful gadget called the Cock Shot, which does exactly what you think it does. (Via)
- Warner Bros. is now offering custom, burn-to-order DVDs of old films that have never been released on DVD before. What a brilliant idea!
- The Coen brothers are going to remake True Grit. Huh.
- A replica of The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch caused a scare in East London when it was discovered and thought to be a real explosive device. What a replica of the grenade was doing there is not entirely clear.
- Portia de Rossi apologizes for marrying Ellen DeGeneres. (Via Amy)
- Dumbfounding stories of horrifically bad customer service from Comcast (via Sarah) and Best Buy (via).
- Weird Al Yankovic joined Twitter! Here's a picture he dropped into a tweet, entitled "Malcolm in the Middle." (Via)
- If you work at Marvel, your editor might just give you a sweet Dr. Doom mask one day. (Via)
- Wired presents an interesting SXSW quiz: look at a photo and identify whether those pictured are in a band, or just a fan.
- Threat Level lists the top internet threats. Oddly, Phillyist is not included.
- Anne Hathaway will play Judy Garland in stage and film adaptations of a book about her life.
- Sounds like Amanda Seyfried will have to drop out of her role in Zack Snyder's Sucker Punch due to scheduling conflicts.
- We were aware of the Silence of the Lambs musical, but didn't know there were stop-motion animated LEGO videos to accompany the music. Brilliant!
- Graphing Twitter.
- The first pic from Lars von Trier's Antichrist is of Willem Dafoe having sex under a creepy tree. Okay then.
- So what's going on at that whole GDC thing? They're talking about how the iPhone has changed things. There are also a couple of new consoles for playing online games.
- Slightly NSFW photo of an amusing prank. (Via)
- Geekadelphia reviews GTA: Chinatown Wars.
- A new Phantom miniseries is coming to The Sci Fi Channel (or Syfy, or whatever damn fool thing they're calling themselves). It could become an ongoing series if it performs well.
- Underwire talks more about Under the Hood, a DVD follow-up/add-on to Watchmen.
- It seems that in America, just as in Japan, you will get a free 1,000 DSi points for use at the Nintendo DSi shop when you purchase a new Nintendo DSi.
- Super Punch reveals a pretty clever ad for True Blood featuring breakaway stakes, and a horrifying, and hopefully not real, carousel ride.
- The Mystery Machine and the whole Scooby gang, made out of LEGO bricks! (Via)
- The finished, colored version of the Chuck Norris vs. Medusa sketch that made the rounds of the internet recently. (Via)
- Wow. Just, wow. (Via)
- Oh... apparently BioShock 2 isn't losing the "Sea of Dreams" subtitle after all?
- Sci Fi Wire asks what familiar Star Trek things have been kept and will appear in the new Star Trek movie. And here's a new TV ad for the film.
- Check out a trailer for Blood: The Last Vampire. Looks like a great new entry in the "Japanese school girl fights vampires with a sword" genre! We're just kidding, there's no such genre. ... Is there?
- Emily Blunt talks about dropping out of Iron Man 2.
- Seven (7) new clips from Caprica.
- A look at Batman's icon through the ages.
- Insanely impressive LEGO model of Admiral Ackbar's command ship from Return of the Jedi. It's made of 30,500 LEGO pieces, took 11 months to build, is just short of 7-feet long, and cost $5,500 to complete. It even has LED lights built in!
- Cassette tape art.
- Internet scam fail!
- A couple of our favorite recent MODOKs.
- Check out the unique tiered pricing structure for Josh Freese's new album. (Via)
- More Wolverine art revealed! (Via)
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