Whiz of the Web: Thirsty Thursday

• A chart of the layouts of various sitcom houses. (Via)
• A Halloween catalog from 1972. (Via)
• Weird, random, funny photo. (Via)
• Marvel's top 11 master manipulators. We know they were going for an evil vibe here, but shouldn't Nick Fury be included? He's pretty manipulative.
• The trailer for Sam Raimi's Drag Me to Hell. (Via)
• Danny DeVito is going to make a movie about Crazy Eddie.
• The folks at the annual Disney board meeting were treated to a video montage that featured the first glimpse of Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland. From descriptions, it sounds like the same image that leaked onto the internet months ago, but it still apparently caused a round of audible gasps at the meeting.
• We can't imagine it's the least bit legal, but you could, if you wanted to, download tracks to mp3 from Last.fm and Aupeo.
• Some guy Twittered about doing a voice in Fable III. So apparently they're making Fable III!
• New screenshots from Star Trek Online include Klingons!
• More amusing Watchmen-related humor (via), photos of folks engaging in a little Watchmen cosplay (via), some Watchmen LEGO minifigs, and a snazzy Rorschach T-shirt.
• Looks like they're in the midst of casting the Star Wars live-action TV series.
• Watch 16 minutes of Dragonball: Evolution.
• Underwire takes a look at the future of Futurama.
• Capcom says it's still working on getting Tatsunoko vs. Capcom: Cross Generation of Heroes released in the West. Work harder!!
• Make something functional out of all that junk mail.
• Charting out the Rock Band track catalog by genre.
• The Chinese government keeps rejecting Wrath of the Lich King, apparently because it features skeleton characters and a city raid. Uh... what's wrong with skeletons?
• Activision Blizzard filed an application to trademark Sing Hero. Argh. Seriously?
• James Cameron shoots down some rumors about Avatar.
• "A softcover copy of the rare 1997 first edition of J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone sold for a record $19,120 in a recent auction."
• Eight things you can learn from Grand Theft Auto IV: The Lost and Damned. See, it's educational!
• They've got a robot substitute teacher now in—where else?—Japan.
• A little race car controlled remotely using a Blackberry Storm.
• It just doesn't seem right, being able to see Dr. Claw's real face.

Image Credit: Flickr user Smudgie's Ghost