Whiz of the Web: Monday Meat Slices

• A lengthy clip from the first episode of The Rotten Tomatoes Show.
• A distributor is quoting random YouTube commenters in an ad for its movie. Weak.
• Interesting interpretation of It's a Wonderful Life.
• The top four instant sound effect sites.
• How to get your URLs even tinier.
• Dakota Fanning is officially on board to play Jane in New Moon.
• Some details on the Green Lantern movie. Sounds like they're going for an Iron Man kind of feel, injecting some humor into the story and spending most of the movie doing the origin. Also, it'll be the Hal Jordan Green Lantern.
• Finally we have the confirmation: Megatron will be back in the next Transformers movie, but apparently only in flashbacks.
• Wired talks with Woz about his appearance on Dancing with the Stars.
• Free music! And one of the tracks is by The Minutemen! Nice.
• I.R.S. Records just dropped a bunch of its classic catalog onto iTunes.
• The trailer for the next Cinematic Titanic release: Blood of the Vampires. Looks like a good 'un!
• The trailer for Boom Blox Bash Party.
• A new trailer for The Conduit, plus the news that it will support Wii Speak.
• Yay! Custom action figures!
• Ghostbusters versus Jesus! There's really nothing else to say.
• Doom: Fall of Mars is Doom as a Diablo-style RPG.
• Frank Miller's Sin City mashed up with Charles Schulz's Peanuts.
• Ripley in her forklift suit from Aliens, in LEGO.
• The Mad Max video game is still a couple years away.
• Video game previews!
• Is the packaging for Avon's face cream actually based on a Resident Evil: Apocalypse's T-virus?
• The iTunes App Store has surpassed the 6,000 games mark.
• Rumor has it Guitar Hero 5 and something called Band Hero are coming out this year.
• The Washington State senate adopted a resolution honoring Jerry Holkins and Mike Krahulik, founders of Penny Arcade, for their philanthropic exploits.
• Sigourney Weaver missed her chance to do a voice in the Ghostbusters video game.
• Those Capcom Visa cards are evil, apparently.
• Actor Garret Dillahunt, who stars in The Road, talks about the book and its author, Cormac McCarthy.
• Sci Fi Wire tells you which Blu-ray discs to buy.
• Steven Spielberg this week is wrapping up 32 days of performance-capture on Tintin, and is handing the project over to producer Peter Jackson, who will focus on the film's special effects for the next 18 months.
• Hmm, this doesn't seem good. One of the producers of Terminator: Salvation is suing a couple of the other producers.
• Models of the new Enterprise are now on display. And Zachary Quinto talks about his role in the new Star Trek film.
• The movie Ghost is hitting the stage with music and lyrics by Dave Stewart of the Eurythmics and Glen Ballard.
• Sci Fi Wire reviews the latest Futurama movie.
• Philip K. Dick has a new book coming out. What?
• Sienna Miller talks about her role in G.I. Joe.
• A Japanese astronaut is going to do some goofy experiments chosen from 1,597 experiments suggested by hundreds of people.
• Geekologie picks the best of Google Street View.
• A giant remote control for Windows Media Center.
• A movie of LEGO people building a LEGO Millennium Falcon.
• Mmm, tasty bubbles.

Image Credit: Flickr user Orin Optiglot