Whiz of the Web: Monday Meat Slices

The best of the internet, chopped into tiny bits and grilled for your enjoyment.

• Chris at the Invincible Super-Blog illustrates, in his own inimitable fashion, the shocking new ending to Watchmen. And while we're talking Watchmen, here's why you should care about the companion DVDs. The latest viral video is an amusing '80s MTV parody. Watch a shot-for-shot remake of the trailer using frames from the iTunes motion comic. And finally, the International Society of Supervillains takes us on a tour of some of the more horrifying Watchmen merchandise.
• We heard there was some kind of award show on last night. You can check out recaps of the festivities on Underwire and Cinematical, or, if you really want to relive the whole thing, you can read Cinematical's three part live-blog. Here's a look at the 2009 movie preview that followed the telecast. Keep in mind the Oscars weren't the only award show this weekend; there was also the Independent Spirit Awards. Check out the winners and see some photos. And don't forget the Razzies!
• This weekend's Geek Daily had some fun tidbits about the opening scene of Iron Man 2 (it's Tony puking in a toilet!), the questionable changes made to Deadpool for the Wolverine movie (he's not mutilated enough!), and a Battlestar Galactica movie based on the original '70s series (to which the proper response is, "but why?").
• A password-protected page on Legendary Pictures' website lists the upcoming sequel to Superman Returns as Superman Unleashed. Did he need to be unleashed? Who leashed him?
• Underwire has collected some fun behind-the-scenes featurettes for Star Trek, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, and Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince.
• A freaking hilarious Dick's Sporting Goods commercial featuring Jimmy Rollins.
• Fun collection of Superman logos.
• This is a horrifying story that will make you think twice about bouncing up and down on your office chair. In fact, you might even consider standing for the rest of the day. (Via @Agent_M)