Whiz of the Web: Friday Fried Onions

• Southwest Airlines now has a plane with a giant picture of a woman in a bikini on the side of it. It's to go with their van with the wizard on the side.
• The Pentagon has a 1.8 gigapixel camera which they plan to load onto a robot helicopter.
• A sweet new scalpel-less dissection technique.
• Oops! We kind of missed Darwin's 200th birthday. We hope he wasn't terribly insulted. Anyway, Wired didn't miss it; they wrote a nice article about his legacy.
• Threat Level lists some of the best items banned from sale on eBay.
• Wired takes us on a tour of The Toy & Action Figure Museum.
• Matthew Baldwin writes an appreciation of mindfuck movies, listing some of his favorites. Check out some runners-up on his personal blog.
• In honor of Friday the 13th (the day, and the new movie being released), Cinematical lists Jason's greatest kills.
• Dimension Films plans to make a teen thriller with a plot similar to Ten Little Indians, but somehow connected to social networking.
• Cinematical defines a new stereotype: the manic pixie dream girl.
• Photos of the cast of Scott Pilgrim getting in character have been showing up online.
• Free and paid video downloads are now available from a small list of providers on YouTube.
• Now you can track your Twitter history on your favorite calendar app.
• Grab yourself some fun Watchmen goodies (via), then compare shots from the film to panels from the graphic novel.
• A new trailer for that GTA IV expansion thingie.
• Print out your own Fallout 3-inspired Nuka-Cola labels, to glue over top of the labels on your own soda bottle, or to apply to a bottle of your own Nuka-Cola concoction (recipe included).
• You can now create your very own Star Trek cartoons at GoAnimate.com. (Via)
• Yet another article with more info on Dollhouse. Remember, the show starts tonight at 9 on Fox.
• The company that made the Roomba is designing robots for the military now. Let's hope they don't mix things up and send a killing machine to clean your floor!
• Joystiq gives us its impressions of the G.I. Joe video game.
• Really strange and frankly pretty inappropriate PSA featuring Casper Van Dien reprising his role as Johnny Rico in Starship Troopers in order to speak out against child abuse. Wha??
• We're amused that there's a robot that "detects and avoids objects in its way by stopping, reversing direction and then insulting you."
• Konami sued Viacom (Harmonix's parent company) last July, claiming the company's game Rock Band infringed some patents. Now Harmonix is responding by suing them right back, claiming Konami is actually infringing Viacom's patents. D'oh.
• The lead designer of World of Warcraft is leaving the game—to go to work on Blizzard's next MMO!
• More bad news from SEGA—the company is rumored to have pulled funding from a couple of its Aliens games, leading to layoffs and the potential for more job loss.
• A new study looking at the causes of depression among adolescents showed that video games have no depressing effects, although too much television does.
• L.A. Confidential director Curtis Hanson is in negotiations to helm the sci-fi action thriller Gemini Man. The movie sounds a little cliche—a brilliant, aging assassin tries to retire, only to find himself the target of his employers. But the interesting twist is that the guy they send after him is a clone of his younger self.
• This is a new low: they're making a movie based on the Stretch Armstrong toy.
• Sci Fi Wire has some advice for Frank Miller on how to make a good Buck Rogers movie, and thus redeem himself.
• Ten supervillains who need new catchphrases.
• A profanity-laden song about being on a boat, from The Lonely Island (that band that Andy Samberg is in). (Via)

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