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Are there any enterprising young CGI animators out there that might be able to digitally paste into this video my middle finger aimed at the Hummer? 'Coz then we could post that video here at http://www.fuh2.com/ and just laugh!
My penis simply is not as big as this guy's.
Yeah. I mean, he must be at a full two inches right now.
Pricetag: $30,000+
Mileage: 12/MPG+ depending on city/highway
Getting ridiculed online for doing donuts in your personal land tank at the only time and place you can really ever do it and get away with it: Priceless!
I can't wait to read about this guy in a future edition of the Darwin Awards.
Jill, after considering it for a while, I have to speak up on your comment. I think your '2 inch' comment was way out of line, bordering on the absurd even, perhaps.
We're talking about super macho tough-guy Hummer-driver-doing-donuts-in-a-parking-lot-size penis here, not some super-freaky 2-inch whale-of-a-tale!
Let's try to keep it at least semi-believable, mm-kay?
Um . . . just how many lines had you snorted when you typed this?
Whaddya mean?
Nothing . . . except that if you're gonna leave blog comments under the influence of a controlled substance, better make it wacky terbacky or martinis & such -- not Columbian disco dust!
pshhhhhhhhht, y'all should see what i can do in my '97 ford taurus.
oh my god, that's rene! how many other america-loving french yellow hummer owners can there be in south philly? he makes the best coffee in the world. honestly, he's actually a sweet man. i can't speak to his taste in fun, though.
Foux Da Fa Fa . . .
I hate the fact that he's driving like that in such a wasteful machine, but if he brews good coffee, well then he's forgiven.