Craigslist Roundup: The Yo Baby! Let's Rawk It! Edition

A week's worth of local Craigslist hijinks...

Hey, remember that Penn cheerleader from last week? She's never felt more objectified in her entire life.

One lonely dude wonders just what is up with those Philadelphia women?

And believe me, Philadelphia came to answer him:

• "Tips: Being drunk and a Flyers/Eagles/Phillies zealot gets you points. Nobody likes the Sixers so you're out of it if you're a basketball fan. Being wise in the ways of poetry, cinema, or art gets you no points. Being able to bludgeon someone who isn't from your block gets you points."

• "Yet if a guy were to come to me in the grocery store and ask something as simple as 'what is the best way to prepare cous cous??' I would be tickled pink!"

• "But in Philly, women seem to expect (maybe rightly so) that if they maintain a fleeting glance with a pretty passing male stranger, dude will be like yo wassup baby wanna rawk it?!"

• "We do live in a city with a high murder rate you know."

• "Get out of Philadelphia! Get out now, before it's too late! Get out and go to a place where the inhabitants value well-adjusted and confident people. Or at least, people who are on a path of personal growth. I recommend Los Angeles or Europe."

• "I will start making eye contacts [sic]....IT's FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!! Fall in love with ME!! NOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!"

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