This week's quote should require no explanation. Now, on with the listings!
42nd Street - Either a place to avoid or a place to flock to, depending on the decade. Through February 7. Tickets online.
Ain't Misbehavin' - Starring that dude from American Idol. For serious. January 9-11. Tickets online.
Exit, Corpse - That might prove a bit difficult. January 15-February1. Tickets online.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - How funny was it? January 10-March 14. Tickets online.
Give My Regards to Broadway - Something about Herald Square. Through February 1. Tickets online.
Hedda Gabler - Now with lesbians! January 10-29. Tickets online.
Imagination's Revenge - What is "reality," Alex? January 16-31. Reservations online.
Incorruptible - Does such a thing exist anymore? January 9-25. Ticket information online.
Looking Over the President's Shoulder - If the Secret Service allows it. January 9-February 8. Tickets online.
My Name Is Asher Lev - Nice to meet you. Our name is Phillyist. Through March 15. Tickets online.
No Child... - Left Behind. January 14-February 1. Tickets online.
Orange Flower Water - Sounds refreshing. January 17-February 14. Tickets online.
A Raisin in the Sun - Gets more raisiny? January 9-24. Tickets online.
Romance/Romance - Tomato/tomato? Through January 17. Tickets online.
Skin Deep - Beauty is. Through January 18. Tickets online.
A Streetcar Named Desire - We named ours SEPTA. January 13-March 1. Tickets online.
James and the Giant Peach - Again, get your mind out of the gutter. Through February 8. Tickets online.
Talk Radio - Not if it includes Rush Limbaugh, thanks. Through January 11. Tickets online.
She Loves You! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Open run. Tickets online.
ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.
The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.
Tony n' Tina's Wedding - It's like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.
If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!
Image via the Walnut Street Theatre.



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