Whiz of the Web: Thirsty Thursday

• Did you know you can own your very own official Rocky Balboa robe?
• Aww. Poor Little Batman is so cute and so lonely. (Via)
• Enceladus, a tiny moon of Saturn, may be among the best candidates for extraterrestrial life in our solar system.
• Wired charts the media parody industry.
• "A British museum curator has built a working replica of a 2,000-year-old Greek machine that has been called the world's first computer."
• Cinematical presents seven Christmas movies that demand R-rated remakes.
• All the studios have been releasing previews of their 2009 films. Here's Disney's, which features Inglourious Basterds.
• The Directors Guild of America will present Roger Ebert with its Honorary Life Member Award on January 31st.
• Zara at Shiny Shiny lists the gadgets she'd like to see at CES 2009.
• Wii Wii (dirty!) chooses the top ten DS games of the year: part one and part two. (Via)
• Sci Fi Wire talks to Frank Miller about The Spirit and Sin City 2. They seem to have forgotten to ask him the most important question: "Are you crazy? Is that your problem?"
• Evan Rachel Wood talks a bit about the Spider-Man musical.
• Game|Life declares that the version of I Love Katamari recently released for the iPhone is "broken garbage" and that you should not even consider buying it. Ouch! We did kind of think it was a mistake to make it necessary for players to tilt the screen away from themselves in order to play the game.
• Nintendo has revealed its early 2009 release lineup, and it is pretty effing disappointing. The only items on this list we're even vaguely interested in are The House of The Dead: Overkill and Puzzle Quest: Galactrix. Weak, Nintendo. Very weak.
• Wow. Somebody's actually having a Uwe Boll film festival. And Uwe Boll will be there, presenting the world premieres of his two latest... "movies."
• Tron 2 will be shot in 3D. Shouldn't they have waited until the third movie to do that, so it could be Tron 3D? We're just saying is all.
• We recently started seeing commercials for some terrible-looking lizard fairy movie called Delgo. Apparently it came out already, and did terrifically bad at the box office. According to some, record-breakingly bad. Maybe they should have considered marketing it better? And not having it be about ugly lizard fairies?
• Snow + mailbox = Pac-Man ghost. Awesome!
• Now this is a truly shameless rip-off.
• A trailer for the upcoming WiiWare game Swords and Soldiers.
• The folks at Wii Fanboy review Castlevania Judgment. It's not as terrible as they thought it was going to be, but it's still not very good.
• A video of all the character endings for Tatsunoko vs. Capcom.
• Yet more Christmas links from Super Punch.
• Burger King is apparently selling a body spray called Flame which features "the scent of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat." Wow.
• Even the clouds honor Godzilla. (Via)
• Mark Hamill and Kevin Conroy will be reprising their respective roles as the Joker and Batman in the video game Batman: Arkham Asylum.
• MC Hammer is apparently working on a secret project with Activision. Wha?

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