
This week's quote comes from our favorite song in A Chorus Line. Probably because it's about T&A. Now, on with the listings!
25 Questions for a Jewish Mother - Question number one: how do you feel about your future daughter-in-law, the shiksa? December 11-21. Tickets online.
Cherry Bomb - Get your mind out of the gutter. December 11-January 4. Tickets online.
A Chorus Line - One singular sensation. December 16-January 4. Tickets online.
It's a Wonderful Life - Every time a bell rings... Through December 21. Ticket information online.
James and the Giant Peach - Again, get your mind out of the gutter. Through February 8. Tickets online.
Look Mom, I'm Swell! - As opposed to swelling. Mom would be interested in looking at that for a whole other reason. Through December 14. Tickets online.
Oliver! - More food? Through January 4. Tickets online.
Picasso at the Lapin Agile - With a special appearance by Albert Einstein. Through December 21. Tickets online.
Reckless - Driving and abandon. Both apply. Through December 13. Tickets online.
The Santaland Diaries - The perfect holiday companion to The Penthouse Letters. Through December 19. Tickets online.
Schmucks - As opposed to "putzes." Through January 4. Tickets online.
Seascape - Like a wet landscape. Through December 21. Ticket information online.
Sidewalk Cafe - Well, maybe not in December. Through December 21. Tickets online.
Talk Radio - Not if it includes Rush Limbaugh, thanks. Through January 11. Tickets online.
The Eight: Reindeer Monologues - No love for Rudolph? Through December 31. Tickets online.
A Tuna Christmas - Or is it chicken? Through January 4. Tickets online.
You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown - You're the kind of reminder we need. Through December 13. Tickets online.
The Government Inspector - Kinda makes you question his competence, doesn't it? Through December 28. Tickets online.
Mambo Italiano - Hey! Through December 6. Ticket information online.
Hairspray - You can't stop the beat. Through January 4. Tickets online.
The Music Man - Why seventy-six trombones? Through December 21. For information, call 302.475.2313.
She Loves You! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Open run. Tickets online.
ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.
The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.
Tony n' Tina's Wedding - It's like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.
If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!
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