Craigslist Roundup

A week's worth of local Craigslist hijinks.

The motto of this week seems to be "moving up and moving on." First we see an eager young voter registered by a cute girl at Trader Joe's, hoping to elect the new leader of the free world. Only this chick seems to have caused his registration to get lost in the mail. Sometimes love hurts... America.

And sometimes upholstery can be pretty painful too. Luckily this guy has a sense of humor about the tacky brown chair he got in his divorce. We're happy he found a nice lady to convince him to get that chair out of their lives.

Speaking of getting out of chairs, this man has a novel idea for motivating himself to lose fifty pounds. All it requires is you, dear reader, to show him naked pictures of your body transformation and to look at his.

Already at your perfect weight? Why not help out the guy who wants to upgrade his 25-year-old sister for a newer, more interesting model.

Image via Flickr user freeparking