Whiz of the Web: Tuesday Torpedoes

The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

• Some interesting entertainment news tidbits from Cinematical: production of Darren Aronofsky's The Fighter may or may not be in trouble, depending on who you believe; a theme park in the UK is going to have a ride based on the Saw films; and there are some new pics of Samuel L. Jackson and the late Bernie Mac in Soul Men.
• Mel Gibson has apparently said no to Lethal Weapon 5. Whew.
• You can watch a new clip from Punisher War Zone (introduced by the director) over on the official site. It's actually not all that great; it's dark, it's not always easy to tell what's going on, and the music is pretty dumb. Still, we remain vaguely interested in the film. (Via)
• Infogrames now officially fully owns Atari. We hope Joystiq's guess is right and that Infogrames will now change its name to Atari. Infogrames is a terrible name for a company.
• A last handful of links on the Tokyo Game Show: although business attendance was down, public attendance was up; a photo gallery of the cosplayers at the show; more info, pics, and video from Castlevania Judgment; and a trailer from that other Castlevania game, Castlevania: Order of Ecclesia.
• Marvel vs. Capcom 2 has apparently been rated by the ESRB for PS3 and Xbox 360.
• Even elephants are texting now.
• Wired rates Obama and McCain on the important issues: geek issues!