Phillyist's Top Ten Phavorite Phall Phascinations!

10. The rats in Rittenhouse Square start to change color.
9. Glen "Hurricane" Schwartz brings out his earth tone bow-ties.
8. Two words: City Hall corruption trials.
7. Pat's Steaks brings back their Pumpkin Spiced Cheesesteak.
6. Kerri-Lee Halkett in boots!
5. Watch the Phillies kick the Brewers' ass!
4. Remind ourselves that the Sixers are a professional Philadelphia sports team.
3. Glenn "Hurricane" Schwartz in boots!
2. Mayor Nutter lets his goatee grow in to keep his lower face warm.
1. New Casino Controversies for the holidays!

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