Craigslist Roundup

A week’s worth of local Craigslist hijinks.

This poster has figured out the root of all international conflict. He says, "The terrorists are mad because they don't have a Taco Bell to eat at." Well, damn. Obvi!

But then again, perhaps they are angry due to a lack of footboys and pedicure buddies hanging around. Or maybe they just can't afford the sweaty socks up for sale.

But who knows? Maybe it's just too many years of bad service from dudes like this. Alternately, a case can be made that it could also be from too many years of dealing with snotty customers like the poster.

Catch up on your presidential election Cliffs Notes, Craigslist style, and determine which candidate would be most likely to prevent people in the world from getting even angrier.

Better yet, we know what would make the world a happier place. Cowhide. All over everything. Especially toilet seats.

Image via Flickr user compujeramey