This week's quote comes from one of our favorite songs from Cole Porter's Kiss Me, Kate, now open at the Arden Club Theatre. Now, on with the listings!

Ah, Wilderness! - We bet that's what that Grizzly Man dude thought, too. Until he got eaten. September 19-October 4. For tickets, call 302.368.2248.

Anna Bella Eema - A trailer-park odyssey. September 21-October 11. Tickets online.

Bad Seed - That usually comes from poor storage. September 12-28. Ticket information online.

Driving Miss Daisy - Because she's lazy. September 12-October 5. Tickets online.

Kiss Me, Kate - Brush up your Shakespeare. Through September 20. Tickets online.

On Golden Pond - Sure is shiny. Through October 4. Tickets online.

Rock 'n' Roll - The heart of it is still beating. September 17-October 26. Tickets online.

She Loves You! - Yeah, yeah, yeah. Open run. Tickets online.

Side by Side by Sondheim - By side. September 12-28. Tickets online.

Social Security - It's disappearing. Through September 20. Tickets online.

Stones in His Pockets - They really weigh him down. Through September 27. Tickets online.

Woyzeck - If you can pronounce it properly, you may win a prize. Through September 26. Tickets online.

Candide - Noses were made to wear spectacles. Through October 19. Tickets online.

The Hothouse - Not as much fun as a cathouse, but what can you do? September 12-October 12. Tickets online.

Reefer Madness - Beware it. Through October 4. Tickets online.

Parenting 101: The Musical! - Lesson number one: don't shake the baby. Through September 14. Tickets online.

State Fair - It might as well be spring. Through October 19. Tickets online.

Philadelphia Live Arts Festival & Philly Fringe - We're not listing individual shows, so just check out the website for show and ticket information. Through September 13.

Phantom - Not the one you're thinking of. Through October 5. Tickets at 302.475.2313.

ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.

The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.

Tony n' Tina's Wedding - It's like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.

If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!

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