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• Get some culture with your LOL.
• This Penny Arcade has us asking: But what can you get at WaWa?
• We have a lot of birthdays coming up, and Perpetual Kid is helping out big time. Pirate timer? Argh!
• Wow. We thought our hair was “grossly abnormal,” but had no idea some folks have a medical condition causing same. Ours was probably due to kitchen counter hair cuts…
• Note to stalkers: this study does not take into account "the creep-out factor," which your position relies upon.
• Concerned about cloned meat in the food supply? Check out Menu Pages' Choose-Your-Own-Adventure post.
• We are apparently in the minority in our love for the new Jerry Seinfeld Microsoft ads, but this deconstruction is hilarious, even if the Bill Gates and kinky sex in the same article is not.
• Despite our describing it thusly for a week, apparently Fringe is not just like X-Files. And gosh darnit that’s okay.
• Although it doesn't cover emo, this study linking personality to musical taste seems pretty right on. All the metal guys we know like kittens. And we could tell you plenty about emo guys without a study…
• We could've told you that from the ads: a lawsuit alleges that Speilberg ripped off Hitchcock’s Rear Window when making Disturbia.