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• Jess at Apropos of Something did a comparison between John McCain and his running mate, and a couple of folks on a certain sci-fi show, and found some distressing similarities...
• Esquire picked the 20 best steaks in America, and Philly's own Pat's cheesesteak made the list! On the one hand we're rather proud, but on the other... Pat's? Really? And also, they do know that a cheesesteak isn't really a steak with cheese on it, right? (Via Ross)
• Cracked offers five tips for healthy living from Batman and the Joker. A wonderful concept, hilariously executed. And the opening montage is priceless. (Via)
• Sad news: The Brothers Bloom, writer-director Rian Johnson's follow-up to Brick, has been bumped back from October 24th to a limited release on December 19th, followed by a wide release on January 16th of 2009.
• Moviefone readers pick their favorite guilty pleasure films. (Via)
• During an appearance on a radio show, Johnny Depp responded to rumors that he would play the Riddler in the sequel to The Dark Knight by essentially saying that they're false, but that it sounds like it would be fun.
• Cinematical offers an in-depth recap of the 2008 summer movie season, while Underwire takes a look at the summer box office numbers.
• We always love Trailer Park, but the one that really caught our eye this time was Sukiyaki Western Django. It's insane Japanese director Takashi Miike's homage to Spaghetti Westerns, featuring a supporting role for Quentin Tarantino, and we can't wait to see it.

• Another pic from Me and Orson Welles, this one featuring Claire Danes.
• PAX went down this past weekend, and inspired posts of various kinds all around the internet. Joystiq has coverage of the sex and violence in video games panel, screenshots from the next episode of Penny Arcade Adventures, and statistics on the incredible number of participants, plus some details on the plans for next year. Oh, and hey, The Darkest of the Hillside Thickets rocked the joint! They also now have a song on Rock Band. Game|Life got a look at the second episode of Strong Bad's Game at PAX, and took lots of photos.
• Michael Phelps may like all those gold medals, but the greatest gift of all will be receiving the very first copy of Call of Duty: World at War that comes off the production line.
• You can now download Command & Conquer: Red Alert for free.
• Remember that story about the guy who hacked a copy of Bejeweled so as to include a proposal to his girlfriend? Well, their marriage was this weekend and Joystiq got some of the details.
• A short look at Aliens: Colonial Marines.
• Google's launching its own browser today called Chrome. Meanwhile, some pics of a handset that features Google's Android mobile operating system have leaked onto the net.
• Download Squad provides us with a handy list of 35 places to download free, legal MP3s.
• Ladies and gentlemen, the R2-D2 mini fridge.
• The guy who made The House of Sand and Fog (Vadim Perelman) could be the director of the new Poltergeist. Huh.
• A game developer has put forward a gamer's bill of rights, which consists of a set of guidelines that game developers could follow to improve the quality of life for beleaguered gamers. (Via)
• The documentary No End in Sight, which claims to "examine the American policies that sent Iraq spiraling into a civil war," started screening yesterday in its entirety on YouTube, and will continue to be available for viewing through the 2008 presidential election. Check it out here.
• Two new images from Dragonball, and this time they're not scanned in from a magazine!
• Some very cool custom Hellboy LEGO figures.
• Dude made a snail car that shoots flames. That rules.
• It's important that you all take the Monster Self-Defense Test. You know, just in case.
• Labor Day is already over, sadly, but we're sure you could still find a use for Nintendo Wii Fanboy's list of the top five games to play on your day off.

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