Looking back on a week's worth of local Craigslist hijinks...

With this weather lately, it kind of feels like fall—and when we think of fall, we think of Halloween. Apparently, so does this guy, who's ready to trade in fun summer lovin' for some blood-curdling connections.

Perhaps it's naivete, but we can't figure out if this person really wants to film you getting pied in the face, or if it's a euphemism for something else. Like when we found out what "supermanning" really meant and were totally shocked.

But not as shocked as some lucky lady will be when she comes home from work to find an Italian Stallion dusting the cobwebs out of the corners of her house. South Philly housewife fantasies, begin.

Enough for now, folks. Time to try out for the new Jay-Z video. Oh please let him pick me!

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