I have a rock-solid, two-week reason to watch NBC round the clock!
I get to read and hear about sports I never knew existed. Like fencing! Wow, who made that up?
The Opening Ceremonies made me feel glad to be alive and totally inadequate as a giant-sphere-run-arounder.
It is the first and last time I will ever hear the name Michael Phelps.
Someone will mess up his body, realllly badly!
I get to have Olympic Sex.
A moment of silence to honor the 16 Year Anniversary of the Olympics Triplecast.
She was the best part of Moonstruck and Steel Magnolias.... Sorry, that was Olympia Dukakis.
I get to see living Americans draped in American flags.
China lies about everything!!!!
No, not Olympia Dukakis... sorry, I meant Wardrobe Assistant Olympic O. Olympia!
It's two years later... I need to call my Mom.
Matt Lauer and Al Roker will do something wacky!!!!
Philly got snubbed on the 2016 Olympics. Oh well, there is always 3016!
America! Fuck yeah!
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