Looking back on a week's worth of local Craigslist hijinks...

Nothing's really funny about this except the title. Because, really, who doesn't want to beat up someone in a suit?

Something sounds... fishy. Or maybe we're just paranoid from watching too much SVU and Forensic Files.

Yes, it is too bad... you could've taken pictures and posted them.

This has chick flick written all over it. This one, too.

This, on the other hand, has "best of Craigslist" written all over it.

We appreciate the sentiment but can't get past the lack of apostrophes. They're not the same as quotation marks, you know. But way to go with working molestation into a poem not once but twice.

Perhaps he's related to Hannibal Lecter? Fish goes better with teriyaki though... just sayin'.

Here's a lesson in Olympic history, courtesy of Craigslist. Not that anyone ever sees pole vaulting or skeet shooting, since all they ever show is swimming and beach volleyball.

Yikes! Abort picnic!

Yikes! Abort pursuit!

Image via Craigslist