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- Dude, Mountain Dew cupcakes! Brilliant! (Via Sarah)
- Oh no! What have they done to our beloved Clue? Now there are nine rooms, nine weapons (and no lead pipe), and the house is modernized (apparently the new version is more like a mansion from Cribs). Argh! (Via Sarah)
- Forbes lists the top earning celebrity chefs. We can't believe that prick Bobby Flay makes so much damn money. And man are we tired of Rachael Ray. (Via Sarah)
- A while back the news was that Tom Cruise was going to star in the espionage thriller Edwin A. Salt, but now apparently Angelina Jolie has taken his place. We're not sure how that works, but we're cool with it! In fact, we'd like to replace him with her in all of his movies.
- Ever since we saw the brilliant high school crime noir Brick, we've been wondering what its creator, Rian Johnson, would do next. Looks like first up is a con man flick called The Brothers Bloom, due to come out on October 24th. Even more exciting, his next project after that will be a film called Looper, "a dark, violent, time travel-themed sci-fi story in the vein of Philip K. Dick. Johnson compares it to the first Terminator: relatively small-scale, character-driven sci-fi with time travel used as a plot device." We will begin rubbing our hands together in gleeful anticipation now.
- Cinematical has pics from a bunch of upcoming films, including Prince of Persia, Max Payne, and The Day the Earth Stood Still. They also have stills from Darren Aronofsky's next flick, The Wrestler.
- Folks, today we must sadly report to you a true tragedy: Megan Fox's topless scene may have been cut from Jennifer's Body. Oh, the humanity!
- Some cool new images from Disney's upcoming 2D animated film, The Princess and the Frog, which will feature Disney's first African American princess. There's also a cute teaser trailer here. (Via)
- This post on Cinematical about some Simpsonized versions of Batman and the Joker from The Dark Knight led us to Springfield Punx, which is loaded with awesome Simpson parodies of various characters and celebrities. Check it out.
- It seems that horror fandom may be genetic.
- A new survey has revealed that people are complete and total idiots. That's the only thing we can conclude from data that says parents are more worried about their kids playing certain video games than about their kids drinking alcohol and watching pornography.
- DS Fanboy offers a brief visual history of video games released by the celebrated publisher Treasure. (Via)
- AMD claims its new ATI Radeon HD 4870 X2 is the fastest graphics card ever made, with 2.4 teraFLOPS of processing power. It's also the first card to support AMD's new effort, "Cinema 2.0," which promises to bring photorealistic graphics to your PC.
- Behold the horror that is... Pac-Man.
- LEGO Donkey Kong! It's not as cool as it could be, but it's still pretty impressive.
- Feast your eyes on the new Lara Croft model, in costume, of course.
- Gamer 2.0 takes a look at what video gaming does to the environment. (Via)
- For those of you, like this Phillyist, who are tied to the computer all day long, EyeDefender might be a helpful program. It's designed to help you avoid computer use injuried by giving you a break at intervals of your choosing. (Via)
- Another thing you might need if you're tied to the computer all day long is a way to watch the Olympics! Shiny Shiny is here to help.
- Check out these contact lenses that give you creepy anime character eyes. Agh!
- Zak Penn is writing and will produce The Argonauts, a new take on the classic Greek myth, for 20th Century Fox.
- Seth Green and Breckin Meyer could guest star on a multi-episode arc of Heroes as comic book nerds who cross paths with (and perhaps serve as advisers to) one of the heroes.
- ABC has ordered a pilot for a new TV version of The Witches of Eastwick.
- Game|Life takes a look at a new free-to-play online FPS, Combat Arms.
- Game|Life and Wii Fanboy have both reviewed Strong Bad's Cool Game for Attractive People, Episode 1: Homestar Ruiner, the Homestar Runner game that was released for PC and WiiWare yesterday. Consensus? It's good!
- Empire has a fun poster quiz wherein you must guess the film based entirely on one letter from the title logo. It's quite challenging! (Via)
- Firefly is back! As a web comic, anyway.
- It could have been executed better (as the creator himself has apparently pointed out on his blog), but you cannot deny the genius that is the Barack Roll. (Via)
- Wii Fanboy is going wild over Mega Man 9, with links to video clips, and details on three boss fights.
- Because Shigeru Miyamoto's hobbies so often end up being the basis of hot new Nintendo games, sources inside the company report that he's now been banned from speaking about them.
- Wii Fanboy picks the top five upcoming original third party games for the Wii.
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