Schlip-A-Schlap-A Vay: This Week in Philadelphia Theatre

It's pretty hard to explain this week's quote if you haven't seen Spamalot. So go check it out when it hits town, and laugh along with us. Now, on with the listings!

Spamalot - They do routines and chorus scenes with footwork impeccable. August 14-31. Tickets online.

Broadway Baby - Pounding Forty-Second Street... August 7-17. Tickets and information at 215.785.0100.

Phantom - Not the one you're thinking of. August 8 - October 5. Tickets at 302.475.2313.

The Shape of Things - Totally square, man. Through August 10. Tickets online.

Lingering - Do you have to? Do you have to? Through August 24. Tickets online.

Shakespeare's R&J - It's not the way you know it. Through August 23. Tickets online.

Footloose - Kick off your Sunday shoes. Through August 9.

There Goes the Bride - Nah, just a case of pre-wedding jitters. Through August 31. Tickets online.

ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.

The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.

Tony n' Tina's Wedding - It's like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.

Menopause: The Musical - The name says it all, doesn't it? Open run. Tickets online.

If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!

Photo of a lot of Spam (get it?) via Flickr user wiennat.