The Daily News is once again showing Philly that single is sexy. But is sexy single? Of course not, that makes no sense. Regardless, Phillyist is giving some local singles the attention they too "deserve."

JD Meyer

Age: 22

Job: "I dunno."

Neighborhood: "Who cares anyway?"

What he wants in a relationship: "I dunno, who cares."

If your life were a reality TV show, it would be: "I dunno, TV is stupid."

His perfect date: "I dunno. Go out, I guess. I don't know."

Spare time: "I listen to music, read, I don't know. Why you asking me this stuff?"

His impression of the local dating scene: "I don't know."

Secret wish: "Ummmm... maybe... go to... I dunno. Quit asking."

E-mail: drcool@gmail.com.

Clothing: This.

Jessie McKinkle

Age: 23.

Job: Professional Party Girl Yeah!!!!!!

Neighborhood: Roxborough Baby Yeah!!!!

What a girl wants:"I'm looking for someone with a sense of humor and a sense of Mercedes!! Owwww!!!!"

If her love life were a reality TV show, it would be: "Project Runway To Get Wasted. Holla! Yeahhh!!!"

Make her swoon: "My perfect date would be have 'a tight ass and the right cash' cause I gots to get paid!!! Fly Eagles Fly, on the road to victory!!! Oww!"

Secret wish: "I'm an insecure frightened little girl. With a killer bod! Yeah baby!!!!!!!'"

E-mail: oowwyeahbabywhooooo@gmail.com.

Clothing: Optional. Owwwwwww! Yeah! Whoo! Whoo!

Horvath Elvathar

Age: 2000

Job: Viking (Immortal)

Neighborhood: The Norse Highlands near the North Sea then Iceland followed by Wessex and then Newfoundland. Currently in Haddonfield, N.J.

What a man wants: "A large woman to bear my 20 children. All boys, all warriors!"

If his love life were a reality TV show, it would be: "I killed my TV!!!!"

Make him hot: "My perfect date would be dinner and drinks at an Italian restaurant followed by a bloody massacre of the entire waitstaff and then a walk through the park."

Renaissance man: "After laying waste to the British Isles, I wrote a 200 stanza poem that won at the Ivanar Fest of 1067. I killed the judges as a way of saying 'thank you.'"

His impression of the local dating scene: "It's busy. You are constantly meeting new people. It's just finding the right person that you don't kill that's the hard part."

Secret wish: "To die, finally, finally die.'"

E-mail: I prefer to meet on the field of battle or by Facebook!

Clothing: Dead Tundra Wolf.

One Liberty Place

Age: 18

Job: Sixteenth tallest Skyscraper in the world, with the crappiest Food Court (just kidding. I love my Chik-Fil-A).

Neighborhood: Center City.

If his love life were a reality-TV show it would be: "My Super Sweet 16th Tallest Skyscraper."

Back in the day: "I was just a glint in Helmut Jahn's eye. That and an ocean liner."

Motto: "From any perspective, from any direction ONE address stands above the rest."

Standing Tall: "I was Blamed for The Curse of Billy Penn. But, you know, I just don't buy that. It's easy to blame an inanimate object for things we don't understand, but you know, inanimate objects have feelings too."

Past Relationships: "Dating a building is tough. I just got out of an 18-year relationship with Liberty Two. It was a very messy breakup and unfortunately, she lives right next door to me. I'd move but I'm a couple thousand tons of steel and concrete."

What it likes: "When someone's being totally honest and they're really peaceful with themselves. It's a spiritual thing. They know it's not about the makeup and the material things at all... I need a person with the mind that matches the beauty. If I don't get it, the sex won't even be good."

E-mail: sexyscraper@gmail.com.

Clothing: In addition to its modern exterior, One Liberty Place is equipped with modern building-system technology, including an ice and snow melting system and a chilled-water plant equipped with cooling towers, pumps, and chillers.

Main Image by Flickr user debaird
JD Meyer image by Flickr user Mike Burns
Jessie McKinkle image by Flickr user Unlockok
Horvath Elvathar image by Flickr user Charity girl
One Liberty Place image by Flickr user Mafue