The shapeless dough of the internet, formed into tasty pellets and baked to perfection, just for you.

• Create your own comic strip, with no artistic ability required. Sense of humor, however, is not optional.
• Geekadelphia left us salivating over what just might be the coolest table ever. And ShinyShiny found the lamps to go with it.
• How walkable is your neighborhood? Find out using Walk Score. This Phillyist's lair scored a 94/100. Sweet. But it doesn't take into account the likelihood of getting shot on the way to wherever you're going.
• This isn't actually a Guiness commercial, but Jezebel hated it all the same. What do you think?
• Extra! Extra! It's the Daily Puppy. Sort of like Cute Overload but you feel slightly less lame cooing over it. Let's say it all together now: "awwwwww!"
• We're not really into all that Bible stuff, but when there's sex, violence and Legos, it seems a lot more interesting (Via).
• Songs not to strip to, courtesy of Best Week Ever.

Image Credit: Flickr user Lots of Sprinkles.