Craigslist Roundup

Looking back on a week's worth of local craigslist hijinks.

We're not sure what's more alarming: the pet rock running away or the five bottles of whiskey. Actually, we suspect the events listed may be out of sequence.

This isn't usually what they have in mind when they say friends with benefits. But hey, if this works, we're looking for a friend with a beach house.

Time to grab the scissors and clip coupons, kiddies.

Lavender and pineapple, eh? (Probably NSFW.)

How can we get this job?

Mmmm... tasty! But we'll take a cheesesteak instead.

To our female readers across the river: you might want to stay away from this douchebag. And please don't let him use your "tainted uterus" to spawn mini-douchebags.

And we echo another craigslister who told this poster he'd certainly come to the right place for expert medical advice.

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