Craigslist Roundup

A week's worth of local Craigslist highjinks.

Living in the burbs isn't the best idea when you want to meet fellow metalheads and rockers, as this guy is discovering. Stock up on some smokes and shred some guitars and give him a call.

Of course anything can be a fetish, but diapers? Really? Hopefully this man isn't the only one out there needing some pampering of the "true and sincere" variety.

Service workers, commence eyelash batting! You have potential suitors here, here, and here.

Fierce bitches, Tyra's coming to the region to see if you could be America's Next Top Model. Please hurry to these auditions. We are so excited to watch a new batch of you humiliate yourselves on TV.

Get paid to eat! Well, just to taste, but sometimes that's better than nothing...

Image Credit: Flickr user Rossco