Craigslist Roundup

A week's worth of local Craigslist hijinks.

How's this for a Paris to Philly housing swap? You provide one beautiful apartment near the Eiffel Tower and your BMW and I give you my crumbling West Philly twin and a Septa pass.

Should that not work out, maybe I'll hit up this guy for his offer of free rent in exchange for deep friendship. The kind of friendship that is so consuming you are not allowed to seek outside employment. Creepy... unless this one comes with a free Beemer too.

One apartment I will be avoiding, however, is this Center City sex den. Is it me, or does the gloryhole pictured seem a little ragged and small? Adventurous fellas, beware!

Gassy fellas, on the other hand, have the rare opportunity to profit from their flatulence. MTV is filming a pilot and is seeking "guys that know how to rip a lot of farts on demand." Put that on your resume!

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