A week's worth of local Craigslist hijinks.

A man trades his son's car for a BJ and then asks Craigslist readers if he's a bad person. Readers, weigh in.

We personally feel somewhat sorry for the schmuck. If you scan the internet enough, you realize love and sex are pretty terrifying to most people, even when they are at their most forward. That in mind, can a nice seaman please give this girl some attention?

Remember, though, that sometimes looking for love is about more than just easing loneliness. It can also be about bridging cultural divides!

However, one does not successfully bridge cultural divides by using the line, "Is that an eggroll in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

Nor does a person keep her relationship together by posting Missed Connections that reveal her identity... to her boyfriend.

Image Credit: Flickr user dave_7