A week's worth of local Craigslist hijinks...

If you're going to use big words, at least use them correctly. And if your headline includes the word copulate, that's a good indication your posting should be somewhere other than the strictly platonic section.

Are you pretentious and elitist enough to hang with this person? Also, do people actually still use the word yuppie?

It's a sign! Or somebody accidentally dropped a Leonard Cohen tape.

We think "I Couldn't Have Done It Without You" would've been an appropriate book title, too.

Taking a complete stranger to a friend's wedding? We're sure your pal will be happy to provide an open bar and outrageously expensive food to someone you just met on the internet.

Are people seriously dumb enough to respond to this sort of thing?

Face, meet ass. Shake... uh, nevermind.

Dog gone? Call in the canine profiler. It's just like on those detective shows on TV, except your dog probably didn't commit any crimes.

A lesson in bicycle safety, yo.

Image of this Phillyist's dog, who is most certainly not on the lam.