Never wear a short-sleeve button-down shirt and a $300 tie at the same time. You just look like a wealthy classless fool!

PHILADELPHIA ORCHESTRA: BEST OF...CZECH MIX
We're not entirely sure that this program's name isn't offensive. But we do love a good reference to the mix to end all mixes. But anyway, if you like classical music by the likes of Dvorak, Strauss and Bartok, than get thee over to the big KC for this evening's performance of some of the best works by those and others. Sit back, relax, and enjoy the way that classical music can make even the sneeze by the guy in front of you into a triumphant and powerful moment. Just bring some tissues, too.
WHO: Anyone!
WHERE: The Kimmel Center, 300 South Broad Street (map)
WHEN: 7pm
HOW MUCH: From $38 to $113. Get 'em here.

DEVIL'S ALLEY HAPPY HOUR
If you work in Center City and haven't visited yet, give it a shot tonight. Appetizers, well drinks, wine and drafts all clock in at $5 or less and promise to provide the comfort and buzz a Tuesday such as this may be driving you toward. Keep in mind that this is their daily happy hour deal, so if you're not down for some pre-hump slogging (hump as in hump day...) tonight, stop in tomorrow night, during the heat of the hump. Day.
WHO: 21+
WHERE: Devil's Alley Bar and Grille, 19th and Chestnut Streets (map)
WHEN: From 5pm to 7pm.
HOW MUCH: No cover.

Image via Flickr user Nagyman, remixed with Fotoflexer.