THE N CROWD TEACHES IMPROV
You've seen them perform, now you can learn of the dark arts from those who know best. The N Crowd is offering improvisation classes every Thursday. They last a couple of hours and set you back $40 a pop (or you could drop $200 for 7 weeks' worth, at a savings of $80). We suggest considering this a date-worthy outing, especially if you and yours are a recent match. Improv can tell you a lot about what's going on in someone's noggin, and when it's in a classroom setting, you can blame the Freudian slips on the teacher's motivational shpiel.
WHO: Anyone!
WHERE: The Actors' Center, 257 N. 3rd Street (map)
WHEN: From 7pm to 9pm
HOW MUCH: $40 per night or $200 for 7 nights (once a week). Call 215-253-4276 for details and to sign up. Class size is limited so hurry up and get jiggy with it.

PEARL JAM AT THE WACHOVIA CENTER
Yup, that's right. Pick your best flannel-related joke and keep it in mind while you read about Pearl Jam's show tonight at the Wachovia Complex. They're alt, they're old, and they're here to rock a heretofore un-sold-out show in the Illadelph this evening. Clearly we remember, too, Trent, picking on the boy.
WHO: Anyone!
WHERE: Wachovia Complex, 3601 South Broad Street (map)
WHEN: 7:30pm
HOW MUCH: From $48 to $68. Get 'em here.

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