
This week's quote comes from Little Shop of Horrors. The line is delivered in song as Audrey II is trying to convince Seymour to feed him—to feed him people. Now, on with the listings!
By the Sea, By the Sea, By the Beautiful Sea - Great. Now the song's stuck in our heads. June 20-29. Tickets online.
The Color Purple - As opposed to violet. June 17-July 13. Tickets online.
Little Shop of Horrors - Feed me, Seymore. June 13-28. Tickets online.
Sherlock Holmes & the Case of the Jersey Lily - Jersey is the Garden State, after all. June 18-July 13. Tickets online.
Souvenir - Easy to find in Old City. June 17-29. Tickets online.
Ten Percent of Molly Snyder - What happened to the other ninety? June 19-July 12. Tickets online.
Defending the Caveman - Geico's done a lot to hurt his reputation. June 13-14. Tickets online.
Married Alive! - The other way around isn't legal, though. June 13-July 6. Tickets online.
The Philly Fan - Get used to disappointment. Through June 15. Tickets online.
Plaza Suite - It's high-dollar, but oh-so-worth it. June 13-28. Tickets online.
This Is the Moment - For what? June 12-22. Tickets online.
Wit - Don't let the name fool you; this one's no laughing matter. June 13-28. Tickets online.
Almost, Maine - As in New Hampshire? Through June 22. Tickets online.
Another River Flows - Three in Philadelphia alone! Through June 14. Tickets online.
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - A comedy tonight! Through June 22. Ticket information online.
User 927 - Calling all predators. Through June 22. Tickets online.
Gypsy - You gotta get a gimmick. Through July 27. Reserve tickets at 302.475.2313.
I Have Before Me A Remarkable Document Given To Me By A Young Lady from Rwanda - We're sure it's rather cheery, too. Through June 22. Tickets online.
Jamaica - Spring Break! Through June 22. Tickets online.
Rose's Dilemma - By any other name, it would smell as sweet? Through June 15. Reservations online.
House, Divided - After all: united we stand. Through June 22. Tickets online.
Our Town - In Old City. Through June 22. Tickets online.
The Happiness Lecture - How can that be depressing? Through June 15. Extended through June 22! Tickets online.
Les Miserables - Now with extra misery! Through August 3. Tickets online.
The Irish, and How They Got That Way - Umm... They were born in Ireland? Through June 29. Tickets online.
ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.
The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.
Tony n' Tina's Wedding - It's like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.
Menopause: The Musical - The name says it all, doesn't it? Open run. Tickets online.
If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!
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