A week's worth of local Craigslist hijinks.

A battle is brewing over a lost (or stolen?) cat in Mayfair. Watch out—the claws are out.

And speaking of cats, this Mr. Bigglesworth-esque feline is looking for a new home. If you've been looking for something to stroke while plotting world domination, here's your chance.

A non-skinny jeans wearing, anti-PBR guy threw caution to the wind in his quest to hook up with the hipster girl of his dreams. We hope it works out.

This guy says he wants a "friends with benefits arrangement," but we gotta point out the obvious: when you're offering compensation for sexual services, you're actually looking for a prostitute. Friends don't charge.

Want an eight-foot tall Plexiglass Elizabeth Taylor? Sure you do...

Finally, if anyone has any Pee-wee Herman shoes, get in touch with this person—and encourage him to bring the act to the city.

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