And we mean that literally. Tonight, for one night only, Zamora the Torture King brings his amazing sideshow stunts to 941 Theater in Northern Liberties with the Zombie Sideshow. If you didn't get enough of the undead at the Philly Zombie Crawl, now's your chance to rectify the situation while sitting slack-jawed in amazement, no zombie makeup required.

But wait—that's not all! The hookers will be out in full force... Disgraceland Hook Squad, that is. Watch stomach-churning feats of human suspension that'll make you look at the meat hooks in the Italian Market butcher shops in a whole new light. And to really turn up the heat, Strip For Pain, "America's most dangerous game show," will whip you into submission as you vie for lap dances.

Sounds to us like an excellent way to make your Memorial Day weekend more, uh, memorable.

Zombie Sideshow
Friday, May 23, 8:00 PM
941 Theater (941 N. Front Street, Northern Liberties)
Tickets: $12

Image courtesy of Zamora the Torture King via Backseat Conceptions.