Looking back on a week's worth of local craigslist hijinks...

Fashion-conscious hipster-lover reaches out to a foxy girl in a grandma sweater he peeped on Wednesday in Old City. We are relieved to infer the attraction does not extend to his own grandma.

To the girl who assures us she is not creepy, just cheap—tell us if your scheme works because we think paying rent is bullshit too.

But if it doesn't work, we're sure the sexy Tickle-Me-Elmo gig will pay enough for some sweet Center City digs!

The most random trade for the most random reward.

Snark aside, can someone help this guy find his family? Saddest post of the week. You better not be pulling my leg, Michael Ptomey.

Image Credit: Flickr user cfarivar