This is not fair. This weather only exacerbates an already ominous-looking Monday.

INDIAN JEWELRY AT JOHNNY BRENDA'S
Apparently, they're known for their "droning vision music and seizure-inducing stage show". Sounds like Monday music to us! The Sounds of Kaleidescope and Lesser Known Neutrinos join them.
WHO: 21+
WHERE: Johnny Brenda's, 1201 Frankford Avenue (map)
WHEN: 8pm
HOW MUCH: $8. Get 'em at the door, starting at 8pm, or here.

ANATOMY OF THE FACE AND FACIAL EXPRESSIONS
Whether or not you're a artist, chances are you have a face. This event will fascinate (face-inate?) anyone with a face! Artist and anatomy author Eliot Goldfinger will be on hand to lecture about the muscular structure of your facial expressions. We're hoping he will explain the intricacies behind the stink eye. Oh, and the web site advises patrons to bring a mirror. So you can practice along with Goldfinger.
WHO: Anyone, especially art students and people with faces!
WHERE: Studio Incamminati, 12th and Callowhill Streets (map)
WHEN: 4:30pm
HOW MUCH: $15. Call 215-592-7910 to pay by credit card and reserve your seat.

MIKE NESS AT THE TROC
He's in Social Distortion. He is in Philly tonight. He is the reason there is no movie at the Troc. So go rock.
WHO: 21+
WHERE: The Trocadero, 10th and Arch Streets (map)
WHEN: 7PM
HOW MUCH: $27.50. Get 'em here.

Image via Flickr user dameetch.