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This week's quote, a line from the song "Mr. Goldstone, I Love You," comes from Gypsy, which will be onstage as part of the Kimmel Center's Cadillac Broadway Series next weekend. Now, on with the listings!
Cheaper by the Dozen - You're losing money in the long run if you don't buy in bulk! May 8-June 7. Tickets online.
Dear World - Is writing a letter to the universe more effective than writing one to, say, Santa? Through May 18. Tickets online.
Gypsy - You gotta get a gimmick. May 9-11. Tickets online.
The Philadelphia Story - Not the Philly we know! May 9-17. Tickets online.
Songs for a New World - In other words, Christopher Columbus discovered them. May 6-June 1. Tickets online.
Eurydice - Was she worth it? Through June 1. Tickets online.
The Full Monty - Mmmm. Through June 1. Tickets online
A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum - Comedy tonight! May 2-17. Ticket reservations online.
Hairspray - Good morning, Baltimore! May 2-4. Tickets online.
The Irish, and How They Got That Way - Umm... They were born in Ireland? Through June 29. Tickets online.
Into the Woods - And home before dark. May 2-17. Tickets online.
PROM - Just in case it wasn't painful enough the first time around. Through May 11. Tickets online.
Bug - ::Shudder:: Through May 18. Tickets online.
Beauty and the Beast - Tale as old as time. Through May 10. Tickets online.
Homeland Security - We feel safer already. Through May 10. Tickets online.
Kafka in the Hedgerows - How meta. Through May 18. Tickets online.
Line - Who doesn't like waiting in one? Through May 11. Tickets online.
Look Mom, I'm Swell! - Isn't that special? Through May 3. Tickets online.
The Mercy Seat - Sounds kinky. Through May 10. Reservations at 215.248.0546 ext. 1.
The Merry Widow - We assume they're not referring to lingerie. Tickets online. Through May 3.
Nickel and Dimed - It's not worth what it used to. Through May 10. Tickets online.
What the Butler Saw - We always knew the butler did it! Through May 17. Tickets online.
Animal Farm - All animals were created equal; some are more equal than others. Through May 10. Tickets online.
Going to St. Ives - Probably for the apricot scrub. Through May 3. Tickets online.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch - Six inches forward and five inches back. Through May 11. Tickets online.
Murdering Marlowe - All you have to do is get him drunk. The rest is easy. Through May 4. Ticket information online.
Picnic - What's in your basket? Through May 10. Tickets online.
The Music Man - With a capital "T" that rhymes with "P" that stands for "pool." Through May 3. Ticket reservations online.
Frozen - Only until the thaw. Through May 4. Tickets online.
Pericles - Time is the king of men; Pericles is the Prince of Tyre. Through May 18. Tickets online.
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Romeo & Juliet - Wherefore art thou? Through May 17. Tickets online.
West Side Story - Two households, both alike in dignity, in fair Manhattan where we lay our scene? Through May 18. Tickets and reservations at 302.475.2313.
ComedySportz - You know Whose Line Is It Anyway? Yeah, it's kinda like that. Open run. Tickets online.
The N Crowd - More local improv. Open ended run. Tickets and information online.
Tony n' Tina's Wedding - It's like My Big Fat Greek Wedding for a South Philly audience. Open run. Tickets and information at 1.800.660.TINA.
Menopause: The Musical - The name says it all, doesn't it? Open run. Tickets online.
If you've got a theater listing in the Philadelphia area, let us know! Also feel absolutely free to post other listings on the comments page!
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