Life is better on a Mac. Air is sweeter, food tastes better, and music sounds musicer.

Some people (we’ll call them PC users) have a natural disgust for all things Apple—they disparage the products as being over hyped and overpriced; they leer at you from behind inferior laptops in coffeehouses; they roll their eyes in disgust as you casually check the internet on your iPhone, they mock your devotion to a collection of machines as overwrought and elitist. But you and I know the truth.

They have not been enlightened.

They are angry because they do not understand the clarity and quality of life that is achieved once you switch to the Mac. Of course it seems cultish to the uninitiated, but that is because they have not yet sipped from the chalice of Steve Jobs.

Now they can.

Apple is opening its newest store in Cherry Hill on Saturday, March 29th. There you can immerse yourself in all things Apple: test-drive an iMac, caress the iPhone, fondle a MacBook Air. You can saddle up to the Genius Bar and learn a trick or two on how to get the most out of your Mac, you can meet with a Concierge who will personally guide you on a tour of the latest Mac product or you can just stand there and take in the sublime beauty, design and power that is Apple.

And if you’re among the first 1000 visitors, you’ll get a t-shirt!

Mac is Good.

Apple Store, Cherry Hill
Grand Opening
2000 Route 38, Cherry Hill, NJ 0800 (Directions).
March 29th, 10AM -9:30PM
For more info go to the store's website.

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