Facebook the Nation

The current Facebook Status of our nation’s prominent political figures:

Barack Obama
is not agreeing with the comments of his Facebook Friends but he cannot block them either.
Hillary Clinton
is dodging sniper fire while she writes this.
Bill Clinton
is on the road again! Yeee-hawww!
John McCain
is committed to staying on MySpace and Facebook as long as is necessary.
George W. Bush
is sleepy.
Dick Cheney
is listening to Peter Gabriel’s So.
Bill Richardson
thinks his new beard and moustache is pretty rockin’!!!
Al Gore
is looooooving this.
John Edwards
is watching Idol. Go Chikeze!
Mike Huckabee
is binging and not giving a shit! Praise Jesus!
Howard Dean
is taking Michigan and Florida off his goddamn Christmas Card list.
Nancy Pelosi
is still arm wrestling champ of the 110th Congress! Suck on it John Boehner from Ohio’s 8th!
Ron Paul
is telling it like it is: you’re all f*cked!
Ed Rendell
is praying he is asked to be Hillary’s running mate
Michael Nutter
is praying Rendell is asked to be Hillary’s running mate
Ralph Nader
is unsafe at any age.
Eliot Spitzer
is home alone…laaaaadies?

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