Whiz of the Web: Wednesday Whiz-Up

The best of the internet, squirted out in flavorful neon globules, just for you.

• It's Rock Band week, people! Game|Life has a glowing review, while Joystiq has put together their usual metareview. Joystiq has also launched a new weekly post highlighting new downloadable content for Rock Band. And they've paid tribute to an intrepid soul who tried to be a one-woman Rock Band.
• Matt Selman over on Nerd World has written an amusing essay on the tendency of cultural commentators to see Superman as a metaphor for the Jewish experience.
• The Hoff might come back and reprise his role as Michael Knight for the upcoming Knight Rider TV movie.
• Having a hard time deciding between Blu-ray and HD DVD? Don't worry - so is Consumer Reports.
• The Movie Blog presents an amusing list of 12 Characters Sure to Die in a Horror Movie.
• Sienna Miller will play the Baroness in the upcoming G.I. Joe movie.
• Depending on who you listen to, Wolverine and JLA are either heading for delays and trouble, or are right on track.
• Ah, the Nintendo Wii can be used in so many fun ways. Surfing the internet, viewing photographs, playing games, catching your wife cheating... well, supposedly, anyway.

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